Did you know?

That Elvis Presley was a twin?

I didn't.

I wonder if he is dead or alive, Jeff

Fav headline of the day

Jonas Brothers to star in farting dog movie

Politics: My Version of Live Blogging

Are you either "My Friend" or "Joe the Plumber" ???

If you are...please go away

Senator O Government wants you to go away now.

Halloween came early

We went to Vermont to see Binnie and Floyd last weekend and went to a haunted corn maze late at night. It was so much fun...I pretty much just screamed my head off throughout the whole thing. You would too if people were jumping out at you in the dark in a giant field of corn.

We tried to go into a fun house at the other end, but after waiting in line for eons and having to stand in the middle of someone's massive fart for an obscene amount of time, we called it quits.

I can't wait to go back next year!!

Shout out to Turkey

Goofy Hitler just popped into my mind. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

And then I thought of my hero Travis. And I cried and cried and cried.

Good night Dum Dum.