Monday, March 31, 2008

Crazy Wendy: the final showdown

The good news: We are finally officially, forever done with her. As Adam put it, we are done, but she will be miserable forever.

So, our lease doesn't technically end until today. But yesterday, we went back one last time to check the mail and pick up some stuff we had left behind.

Imagine our surprise when we entered the place and not only was our stuff not there, but someone else's was. (Strangely enough including a bathtub filled with beer bottles.)

When we confronted Good Ol' Crazy, she acted confused and said there had been workers in and lots of green bags. She then proceeded to walk over to a specific garbage can (out of 5) to check JUST IN CASE and sure enough, there were our clothes.

We had been joking that we should go back and throw a rager just to piss her off..turns out she threw her own party in the meantime.

Some further unpleasantries ensued and then we were out of there for the last time.

Our only regret was that we didn't take a beer for the road!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

My husband has a new career

He's a fartriloquist. Need I say more? I'm always looking over my shoulder for an intruding farter. The one thing we can't agree on is whether fartriloquist should be spelled with one L or two.

Friday, March 21, 2008

I'm baaaack!

Hello me lovelies…It’s been a while.

Firstly, I was away on one of the best holidays evas. I am still mourning that it is over. Me, Adamski, Jenni “Happy Pizza” B, Rita, Phil, and Daniela spent two weeks in Singapore, Cambodia, and Thailand.

I can’t even cull any highlights because there were too many. Although the sea kayak (that I wasn’t in) tipping over was highly entertaining. Phil kicking me in my girly parts in the pool was not. And for a pale, freckly kid who likes Asian food ok but doesn’t love it, I did great! No sunburns or food pukes to report. (I did stick mostly to chicken fried rice.)

Secondly, home again and the big move. There were some unpleasantries exchanged with crazy landlady, some security camera recorded breaches, and we are so out of there. It was a great place but not worth the crazy that was wrought upon us.

We’re still swimming under boxes in the new place, which I would define as having “character.” And by character, I do mean that the whole place slants, there’s not a single right angle in there (including sockets strangely enough), and you can actually take out the individual bricks from the wall (but I wouldn’t recommend it because the place might collapse).

Hope to see you all there sometime soon!